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There’s never an acceptable reason to to pleasure yourself in public, but an Oregon man who was recently caught red-handed by police at least had an honest one.

Police say they responded to a call of public indecency in front of a downtown Portland youth center when they discovered 59-year-old Terry Lee Andreassen engaged in the five knuckle shuffle right in the middle of the sidewalk. When officers approached him, he covered up and began walking away.

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When police finally caught up to Andreassen and questioned him about his behavior, he replied that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison because he “f***ing hates Portland.”

He was immediately arrested and charged with felony public indecency. Unsurprisingly, Andreassen has a history of similar transgressions. He was convicted of the exact same charge back in October of 2014.

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