Conrad Jablecki took the “I’m lovin’ it” slogan in a completely different way when he was caught getting oral sex in the dining room of a Pennsylvania McDonald’s.
Back in March, the 30-year-old Maryland man and his lady friend, who has yet to be arrested, were chased out of the restaurant by a McDonald’s employee who spotted the two doing the dirty deed.
Jablecki — who has a rap sheet that includes public drunkenness and disorderly conduct and spent 60 days in jail in 2012 after he exposed himself to a woman and her five-year-old daughter on a Maryland beach — was officially charged earlier this week with indecent exposure and open lewdness.
Just a quick look at Jablecki’s Facebook page, and it’s clear he’s a real winner, with posts of him looking for “a bad bitch W/ mean head game” and “a Girl who is a SupaFreak+Funny+Down to Earth+spontaneous+Drama-Free+Sense of Humor+Easy to conversate with jus talk About Everything an Anything!”
Unfortunately for him ultimately, he definitely found someone with the former quality.
(h/t The Smoking Gun)