Looks like we have a regular rocket scientist on our hands here.
Who else could be this cavalier with enough fireworks to set an entire block on fire but someone who’s a little off center? Fireworks can be pretty cool, but most of us know to be cautious as hell with the darn things if we value having complete sets of fingers and toes.
Oh, wait. Just remembered that New York Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul lost a few digits that way. It’s probably best not to disparage a guy that goes 6’5″, 278 pounds, so let’s just say that most people who aren’t gigantic professional football player types know better than to mess with fireworks.
And go Giants!