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In high school, one of the things that was forever on the menu was the pizza burger. It amounted to a dried out beef patty, hard enough to play frisbee with, topped off by a little pizza sauce on the bun. Your classmate’s rice cake and bologna sandwiches were more appetizing.

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These days, pizza burgers are much more worthy of the name. Take this YouTube video of the almighty concept, for example. It’s a startling three pounds of ground beef sandwiched by four entire pizzas. Simply put, it’s the prelude to a heart attack.

If you can somehow manage to put this thing away, it would be wise to run to the gym and handcuff yourself to a treadmill for a couple weeks. That might be the only way to stave off the massive coronary in your future.

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