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A Wisconsin man who threatened to shoot off his penis and fired multiple times after arguing with his wife about sex must be thanking the heavens that his junk is still intact.

Walworth County sheriff’s deputies say they went to the East Troy home that Robert C. Ahorner, 57, shared with his wife after she called 911 and discovered what appeared to be four bullet holes in the floor of one of the bathrooms.

According to a criminal complaint, Ahorner argued with his wife when she became angry that he was looking at porn on the internet. He grabbed his then unloaded 9mm semiautomatic pistol, pointed it as his package and pulled the trigger while telling her: If I’m not using it, I might as well shoot it off,”  the complaint states.

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Police said in an effort to scare his wife even further, Ahorner went into bathroom and fired four rounds into the floor.

Police said Ahorner later admitted to drinking a 12-pack of beer that day. The wife also reportedly told authorities that her husband suffers from mental issues for which he takes medication.

Ahorner was arrested and charged with felony endangering safety by reckless use of a firearm and misdemeanor disorderly conduct. He was released after posting $1,000 cash bond and, according to court documents, an exam to determine his mental competency was ordered.

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