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Adam Lyons, a 36-year-old Texan by way of England who shares a home and a bed with his two girlfriends, should immediately become a professional gambler because good fortune like his comes around less than Haley’s Comet.

And to ruffle our feathers a little bit more, he doesn’t even seem to realize that he’s living the dream of probably half the planet.

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“It’s so sweet that we all get to parent and raise the kids together,” Lyons said about about becoming a parent for the second time when girlfriend number two, Jane Shalakhova, who will give birth to a baby boy in the coming months (girlfriend number one, Brooke Shedd, had their son Dante two years ago). “We have talked about it at length and we all consider ourselves parents to the children. With the kids, our titles are officially ‘Dad,’ ‘Mum’ and ‘Mum.’ For us, three definitely works better than two.”

No kidding. Surely, Mormon polygamy was never looked at with the kind of envy this story is almost certain to attract. But then again, these two chicks don’t look like any Mormons we’ve ever seen.

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