Schoolyard fights are apparently a whole lot more technical than they used to be. Back in the day, it was all about landing a few decent punches before you and the kid, or kids, you were beefing with got separated by classmates or teachers. Nowadays, the school is basically a gigantic Octagon, with kids pulling off kicks and locking in armbars like they’re trying out for the UFC or something.
Take this fight for example, between one kid who talked a big game and another who just so happened to be somewhat of amateur Brazalian Jiu-Jitsu artist. We’ll let you guess who ended up coming out on top.
Let this be a lesson to all the kids out there to stay in school, because even though you may not be good at math or science or history, you at least might get some decent fight training out of it.