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In the words of Rick James (almost), meth is a hell of a drug.

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A 35-year-old Florida woman who got pulled over by the police in late April, said that she was pregnant, had to drop a deuce, gave a fake name, had meth stored in her bra and claimed that she got the drugs at a yard sale is in deep doodoo, obviously.

The least of her issues is that she was driving without a license.

The TC Palm reported that Christina Sarao was pulled over on April 28 because she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. It turns out, there’s was a lot more going on.

Sarao said she was Holly Smith, but the cops knew who she was because they’ve dealt with her before. When that didn’t work, she exited her pickup truck and ran. Yes, she was caught but that’s not what’s important here.

“I have to poop and I’m pregnant!” she reportedly yelled. Maybe the poop part was true, but she’s not actually pregnant.

Police found that Sarao had three outstanding warrants. They also found meth stored in her bra, as well as a pipe.

But wait, there’s more.

Police say she claimed the meth was acquired “down the road at a yard sale,” as if this were believable or something that could exonerate her.

Imagine the cops saying, “Oh, a yard sale? Okay. Sorry for the misunderstanding. You are free to go.”

As for the pregnancy claim, Sarao later admitted that was a lie.

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As a result of her wild trip down the rabbit hole of meth life, Sarao faces charges of driving with a suspended license, possession of meth, giving a false name and resisting arrest without violence.

Good luck.

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