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When you first see a low mileage 2013 Scion FR-S for $14,000, you might just think you found a good deal, but no. This classified ad is the absolute worst. It would be funny if it weren’t so sad that we could see someone legitimately thinking this is an acceptable way to craft an ad. However, sad social commentary aside, it is a good laugh to go through this painful post on KSL.com.

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UPDATE: The ad has since been removed but here are some of the highlights:

“I had just gotten my tax refund and balled out […] I applied for my first ever credit card to start my herra dank FRS to BRZ conversion.”

“I then maxed out my 5k credit card on all the parts I needed to win at #Stancewars, #Scrapefest #ISS (Racelands, XXR’s, some stupid orange color roll of wrap, and Chameleon wrap for the headlights, etc). #BuiltNotBought.”

“Anyway, I knocked this snowflake up who went all Hillary on me and started deleting her texts n stuff after I caught her cheating on me with some Focus RS owner […] Moral of the story is I’m broke AF.”

“[I] would like to sell this clean AF car before it gets repo’d in 6 months. The only good thing is my parents paid for my next 6 payments.”

At least his #Hashtag game is strong.