We’ve read hundreds of “Florida Man” stories in our day, and this one right here is a doozy.
According to The Smoking Gun, Buford Carroll was arrested this past weekend, after someone called 911 and reported that the driver of a Dodge Diplomat was swerving all over the road and was possibly drunk. The caller informed dispatch that the driver was wearing a hat, no shirt and had tattoos — jailers later determined that number to be 20 to be exact, which included the phrase “Life of a Struggler,” “Statue of Liberty holding a gun” and one tat that officers were “unable to describe.”
A sheriff’s deputy located the vehicle in the parking lot of a hotel. When he approached the vehicle, he found Carroll, now wearing a white shirt, with a hot pink bra beneath it. The deputy also noted that he smelled of alcohol.
Carroll was arrested for driving his vehicle, with license plates to another vehicle, which is a misdemeanor. It was also found that he was driving improperly, on a restricted license, which he was apparently aware of according to his girlfriend.
“‘Cause he’s a dumbass,” Carroll’s girlfriend replied when asked why he would do such a thing.
He was booked into the Indian River county jail, but was late released after paying $500 bail. The arrest report didn’t provide any further information as to why he was wearing the bra.