A Wisconsin woman found herself in jail after a dispute over edible panties got violent WISN Screenshot

We’re not sure what people think is going to happen when they fail to pay a hooker for sex, but odds are it isn’t pretty and I’m not trying to find out. But a man in Wisconsin is far braver (and more desperate) than I so he rolled the dice, and they came up seven. But being the greedy fella he was, he decided to roll them again, only this time they came up snake-eyes.

According to WISN, 70-year-old Dennis Pastorious was traveling downtown via bus with 32-year-old Tiedanesha Eubanks. The two were headed to the home of Pastorious, where they would consume alcoholic beverages and agree to have sex for a nominal fee. The only problem was that after they deed was done, Pastorious didn’t have the money to pay Eubanks. Whoops.

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This could’ve ended with a number of outcomes, and unfortunately for Pastorious, it ended with him getting stabbed for failure to pay. Well sort of. After it was disclosed that there would be no money changing hands, Eubanks eyed two bucks in change on a dresser. After she swiped up the quarters, she noticed a few packages of edible underwear and asked if she could have one. Pastorious replied that they had cost $9 and were already spoken for by other women, to which Eubanks wasn’t the slightest bit happy. It wasn’t the breach of their oral agreement that got him sliced and diced, but the unwillingness to come off a pair of $9 edible undies is what ended up doing him in.

Here is a summary of events according to Pastorious:

“He went on the bus with her downtown back to his apartment and asked if she wanted to come up to his room. They were drinking a beer at that time and they agreed to have sex for money. After finishing having sex, she asked for the money and he stated he didn’t have any. She saw some money, specifically quarters, in his room and he did agree to give her $2 in quarters and an alcoholic beverage. She then noticed a couple of packages which were later identified as edible panties. He stated these were for some other females. She stated she wanted one but he wouldn’t give her one because they were $9. He then noted that she had a knife in her hand and he tried to defend himself and may have punched her in the face but she stabbed him in the shoulder with a knife. She then threw one of the packages and kept one.”


But like all stories this one has two sides to it, so it wouldn’t be fair to not share hers with you. According to a police officer, she had this to say during an interview.

 “She stated that she saw her friend Pastorius at the Metro city bus station and he invited her back to the residence. She stated that they hung out for a while and she was going to leave and Pastorius offered her a set of crotch-less panties as a gift if she stayed. Eubanks advised she and Pastorius had sex prior to her departure. She states she was getting ready to leave and Pastorius did not want to give her the edible panties as agreed upon. She stated she would take them anyway. She stated at that point Dennis started to yell at her and struck her in the face. After he struck her in the face, he immediately reached around in the apartment. She believed he was trying to access some sort of gun so she grabbed a knife out of her purse. She stated she held the knife in her hand as Pastorius came towards her to attack her. She stated that when he swung to hit her again, the knife inadvertently stabbed him. She states she did not know where he was stabbed and the blade of the knife broke off from the handle. She got her items and left the apartment after that.”


Pastorious was hospitalized for his stab wound, but the injury appeared to be less severe than it could’ve been. Eubanks on the otherhand is facing up to 13 years in prison for prostitution and first degree reckless endangerment and up to $35,000 in fines if she is convicted of the crimes.

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