This Maryland man got McBusted after he and a lady friend got to know each other way too well in a McDonald’s dining room Smoking Gun Screenshot

Conrad Jablecki took the “I’m lovin’ it” slogan in a completely different way when he was caught getting oral sex in the dining room of a Pennsylvania McDonald’s.

Back in March, the 30-year-old Maryland man and his lady friend, who has yet to be arrested, were chased out of the restaurant by a McDonald’s employee who spotted the two doing the dirty deed.

Jablecki — who has a rap sheet that includes public drunkenness and disorderly conduct and spent 60 days in jail in 2012 after he exposed himself to a woman and her five-year-old daughter on a Maryland beach — was officially charged earlier this week with indecent exposure and open lewdness.

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Just a quick look at Jablecki’s Facebook page, and it’s clear he’s a real winner, with posts of him looking for “a bad bitch W/ mean head game” and “a Girl who is a SupaFreak+Funny+Down to Earth+spontaneous+Drama-Free+Sense of Humor+Easy to conversate with jus talk About Everything an Anything!”

Unfortunately for him ultimately, he definitely found someone with the former quality.

(h/t The Smoking Gun)

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