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Hand-to-hand combat is so last week.

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Apparently, now when the kids get into it, they just run each over with cars. If there’s anything to be said about this brand of fighting, it’s that there’s really nothing good to say about it.

You could probably get off with a lighter sentence than using, say, your hands or a gun, but it’s pretty much all the same. If you have to run over someone with a car, though, you should probably make sure it’s not an SUV.