In high school, one of the things that was forever on the menu was the pizza burger. It amounted to a dried out beef patty, hard enough to play frisbee with, topped off by a little pizza sauce on the bun. Your classmate’s rice cake and bologna sandwiches were more appetizing.
These days, pizza burgers are much more worthy of the name. Take this YouTube video of the almighty concept, for example. It’s a startling three pounds of ground beef sandwiched by four entire pizzas. Simply put, it’s the prelude to a heart attack.
If you can somehow manage to put this thing away, it would be wise to run to the gym and handcuff yourself to a treadmill for a couple weeks. That might be the only way to stave off the massive coronary in your future.
This post was originally published on April 26, 2017.