Just a guess, but you could probably scour the entire planet and not find more than a couple able-bodied people who would prefer a nap to sex.
Louis C.K. makes up about half of that surely paltry number. The comedian was on The Tonight Show Thursday night to promote his Netflix special when he broke into a rant about his penchant for napping and the reasons why it’s better than sex.
“It is better than sex because, first of all, a nap is always 100 percent successful,” he joked. “There’s never mixed results with a nap. Sex is good but there’s like a, you know, like, you never take a nap where afterward you’re like, ‘Ugh, I probably shouldn’t have taken that. That was a bad idea. That’s gonna be a problem later that I took that nap.'”
He’s a funny guy and all, but most of the world would definitely call bull on that one.