Cubicle life isn’t always fun, so people usually look for various ways to pass the time during their 9-5 office jobs. But a surprising number of people have apparently taken to self pleasure and hooking up as a way to get through the day.
According to a new survey of more than 1,000 people from Yellow Octopus, 13 percent of men and five percent of women have admitted to masturbating on the job. Of those that answered yes, 22 percent admitted to only pleasuring themselves once, with 38 percent saying they’ve done it between two and five times, and an astonishing 40 percent admit they’ve masturbated at work more than six times. It makes you wonder how they get any work done at all.
But it doesn’t end there. While you’re busting your hump at your job (unless you’re one of the people who fall into this percentile), 11 percent of the surveys participants admitted to having sex at the workplace. Of those participants that are getting lucky at work, 17 percent said they have sex before work hours, 36 percent during work hours, and a staggering 72 percent said it goes down after hours.
Next time you’re at work and you notice some of your co-workers have been gone for a while, there’s a somewhat decent chance they’re doing something NSFW.