When we heard that the Sex Toy World Rankings was actually a thing (because of course it is), we were naturally curious to see where the countries stacked.
According to Men’s Health, the rankings were compiled by looking at the 18 most popular products and search terms from Lovehoney (it’s important to note that this just measures interest and not actual sales). The United States coming in at only number four is kind of a shock, and apparently the Danish are the cream of the crop when it comes to things that buzz and vibrate downstairs. Following in at number two was Sweden, then Greenland at number three, with the United Kingdom pulling in the fifth spot.
Despite being knowns as the Land Down Under, Australia ranked all the way down at 10. Come on Aussies, do better.