Craiglist weirdo is looking to take his cooking to a way more intimate level Photo by Kelsey McNeal/ABC via Getty Images

Craigslist has been around for 22 years now, and as long as there’s been Craigslist, there’s been weirdos on Craigslist. You think of it, it’s probably being sold or being asked for.

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As much weird stuff as we’ve seen on Craigslist, this guy who placed an ad offering to cook for people while he watches them have sex has to be in a whole different category of weird.

His ad read as follows,

“Seeking a couple who likes sex and Italian food. I simply want to come to your place when you’re about to have sex. I’ll be in your kitchen making gnocchi with crab meat, which is my favorite dish. When you’re done having sex I’ll let myself out and you can enjoy this meal at your leisure. You MUST provide the crab. I’ll do the rest. Serious people only.”

While the thought of a free meal is tempting, the cons definitely outweigh the pros. So we hope that no one has actually accepted this offer. Unless they want to end up as a skin suit the next morning.

(h/t Bro Bible)

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