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If your truck takes diesel fuel then you know all too well just how annoying it is to pull up to a station that has diesel only to see someone who can’t use diesel is parked there for an easy and lazy spot. Well, Diesel Dave is here to show you how to deal with these inconsiderate morons, and it’s actually pretty simple.

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With a name like Diesel Dave, a cowboy hat straight out of the Wild Wild West and a whopping beard with a mind of its own, you know this dude doesn’t mess around.

We weep for the poor suckers who get between ol’ Diesel and his pump.