Dumbass drunk dude who decided to jump off a roof probably woke up with the worst hangover of all time Twitter Screenshot

I’m hard-pressed to find anyone (with a soul) who’s having a great time drinking and partying with friends and all of the sudden thinks to themselves: “This party is sick nasty and all, but you know what would make it sick nastier? Watching someone jump from a roof and break their leg.” Sure, we all love a great party story and to see crazy shit go down every once and a while, but nothing harshes a buzz quite like witnessing a serious injury that requires immediate hospitalization.

But this guy, apparently bored with having two fully-functioning legs, thought he’d answer the call that no one made and, with R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly” probably playing on loop in his head, decided to make the ultimate leap. And yeah…it didn’t end so well for him.

The blood-curdling screams of “Oh my God!” pretty much says it all.

Seriously though, I’ve seen my fair share of drunken roof jumps and have no idea what the hell this dude was thinking here. Sure, no decision to jump off a roof is a good one, but at least the majority of these stunts end with someone using a table or something like that to break their fall. But this guy straight up just jumped off with nothing but hard-as-shit ground to cushion his landing.

Whatever. Complete and total mobility is overrated anyway.

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