Somehow, some way, this speedboat driver managed to find the only object on the water and then crashed into it Facebook Screenshot

This is really quite amazing. How? What? It’s almost like this water-bound pole is some sort of boat-killing magnet.

Do you even need me to caption this for you?

Oh, you do?

Well, shit, I don’t think I can offer you much more than my initial surprise and befuddlement. Other than my hopes this guy didn’t get hurt. I mean, who knows? It might take a special kind of intoxication to hit what is quite literally the only object in the river. Maybe homeboy didn’t feel a thing? Let’s hope he didn’t feel a thing.

(h/t Barstool Sports)

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