Taking photos of an unconscious patient’s penis and distributing it to co-workers is one way to lose your job pretty quick ONONDAGA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE

I’m not sure what was going on in Kristen Johnson’s mind that possessed her to take a picture of a male patient’s penis while he lay on an operating table unconscious, but I hope the giggles were worth it, because her shenanigans earned her three years of probation. Oh, and she had to kiss her license bye-bye.

The 27-year-old nurse from Fulton, NY, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of dissemination of unlawful surveillance photos back in November, though the incident occurred at the Upstate University Hospital in 2014.

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According to the New York Daily News, it was Johnson’s co-workers who initially complained that she had snapped the dirty photos and sent them out in text messages. Because if there’s one thing no one (ok, most people) wants to receive, it’s unsolicited dick pics.

Considering nursing is now out of the question, I wonder what Kristen’s next career move will be. I’m not sure what the going rate for an erotic photographer is these days, but she may have found her calling there.

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