Jenna Louis Driscoll earned herself a probation sentence earlier this year, but it wasn’t for something like driving drunk or neglecting to pay a bunch of speeding tickets.
Nope, the 27-year-old Australian woman was caught having sex with her pit bull.
There’s a land down under joke there somewhere, but we’ll let you pervs go down that road.
According to the Daily Mail, Driscoll pleaded guilty to crimes of bestiality and three additional drug-related charges, claiming the reason she performed sex acts with the animal was because her boyfriend asked her to. Hey, at least she was selfless about it, right? Eh.
The charges were reportedly filed after police discovered shocking video footage of Driscoll having sex with a canine while they were investigating unrelated allegations back in 2014.
She also admitted to stabbing someone with a fork, biting a child and trafficking cannabis. So yeah, not the most stable lady.
According to Metro UK, an animal rights organization stated the obvious: “This isn’t something you’d normally expect, it’s quite unusual,” RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) Queensland said in a statement.
Quite unusual seems like it might just be a little bit of an understatement, but what is unusual is that, according to BroBible, bestiality isn’t covered under Australia’s animal cruelty laws. So RSPCA can’t remove the dog from Driscoll’s custody because bestiality isn’t a clear violation of their animal cruelty laws.
That’s just ruff.