This Florida man decided to treat himself to a dinner of chicken and vodka, but there was just one problem Alachua County Jail

There’s nothing wrong with enjoying a nice chicken and vodka dinner. Maybe not the most balanced meal, but that’s a different discussion.

But Ronald Wesly dove headfirst into the murky waters of illegality when he treated himself to said dinner by breaking into a woman’s home Thursday and having a himself a little burglar cooking session.

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According to the Gainesville Sun, the 34-year-old man from Archer, Florida, who has two prior theft convictions, was discovered after the woman came how from work and was later arrested and charged with burglary.

Though he doesn’t seem like the taking advice type, Ron should probably know that drunk, fat and incarcerated is no way to go through life.

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