You know that saying that going “if mess with the bull, you get the horns?” Well, there’s another, more unofficial saying that goes “if you mess with the pig, you get your testicles and three fingers torn off and die from infection.”
It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but it’s exactly what happened to a farmer from San Lucas Ojitlan, Mexico, who decided to get a little too drunk and fight his own pig. Sounds like the worst “hold my beer” moment imaginable.
Back in October, 60-year-old Miguel Anaya Pablo came home drunk from a party when he, for some reason, decided to pick a fight with his pig. The pig bit Pablo’s testicles and chewed off three fingers from his right hand, and though he was rushed to the hospital, he later died from infection.
What a terrible, terrible way to go.