Discretion apparently isn’t in this couple’s lexicon, as footage taken from a Ryanair flight from Manchester to Ibiza showed two lovebirds not even bothering to take the trip to the airplane bathroom to get it on. Apparently it was an hour into the flight when a woman climbed aboard her husband/boyfriend/complete stranger. That’s when things took a turn for the hot and heavy.
“I heard them talking about it but I thought they were joking,” Kieran Williams, who filmed the incident, told Daily Mail. “The guy was shouting, ‘Anyone got a jelly (which means condom)?'”
“We all laughed but then ten minutes later they actually did it. They seemed so drunk, they brought a lot of attention to themselves. You could see the girl taking off her pants and he pulled his trousers off. She started riding him.”
“I had to get my phone out. I have never seen anything like that.”
The crew, probably still processing what they just saw, did nothing to stop or reprimand the couple, but a Ryanair spokesperson said “we are looking into this matter.”
“We will not tolerate unruly, disruptive or inappropriate behavior at any time and any passengers who appear to behave in an unacceptable manner may be liable for further sanctions.”
But, besides on woman who asked to have her seat moved away from the couple, pretty much everyone on-board the plane thought the in-flight hook-up was actually pretty amusing.
“They were starting and stopping but it was completely obvious what was going on,” Williams said. “We all had a good laugh about it. It was pretty funny.”